Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Town Crier

Hello.

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME. I REPEAT. THE FOLLOWING WORK OF FICTION WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME!

I did not include the author's name as I did not exactly ask permission to share it. It is just such a beautiful and moving story. Please read, soak it in and let it sit with you awhile.

Joey

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THE TOWN CRIER


Already the people around had begun to hiss and whisper at what they took to be quite a spectacle.
By the time the rumoring crackled through the crowd Hans was up on his feet brushing the dry khaki dust off his clothes and hair.
Center of attention was never his place of preference.
Delighted by the sight of the freshly pommeled boy rising from the pile he'd just been left in, Hans' hound pup was quick to come and lick his master's wounds in some unwelcome offering of comfort.
Everyone began to break out of the tight circle that had formed around the youths wrestling in the streets.
Fights rarely occurred in the small town of Xylophone Springs.
Granted, the berg's name garnished plenty of public attention, attracting the drunk and over-sexed teens from the nearby suburbs to canvas the downtown streets with trouble in their lazy eyes.
Hundreds of people flocked to the unremarkable little populace to chance hearing a "musical trickle".
It happened that the tiny river running through the town (appropriately names the Xylophone after is matron spring) ran so lightly over a section of stair step layered shale that whenever fresh silt or tiny pebbles washed down the feeble flow over the stones, their sprinkled impact would create a tart and hollow resonance very much like a quiet Xylophone, bringing different musical tones out of the variously sized shelves beneath the water's sun-dappled surface.
"Just get off of me," Hans shushed sternly as the pup persisted in trying to salivate the bruises and abrasions now covering the boy's dirty legs.
Kids in Xylophone Springs were always known to be quite polite, well behaved, and well kempt.
Lately the cleaner, louder children (the ones whose parents clearly had an excess of means) had begun to heckle Hans for his shyness and dowdy wardrobe.
Mostly the harassment consisted of little more than the occasional jeering comment or ditty, ("Hans the hobo, Hans the hobo", "Hey trashcan", and "Are your pants sewn from a burlap potting soil sack?" were the most popular) but there were still the more aggressive and menacing attacks like the one that had just ended where Hans was either made target of whatever object the offending kids could obtain as a missile or actually directly accosted by the more proactive children who would pin his limbs and tickle him to the point that he began sobbing or crying for his mother.
Not that much about the present day's cruelties strayed far from the established pattern where the physical abuse at school was concerned, but this time the town brats had started their bullying in the middle of a crowded street full of the town's working adults and elderly crones.
Obviously it would seem a bit public for such a childish sin and yet the kids beat up on Hans with a particular sunny abandon that Sunday afternoon.
People around the kerfuffle did nothing.
Quiet perturbation and maybe even a little bit of spite tainted all of the proud citizens, looking on as "that dirty little boy" received what they took to be his just comeuppance at the hands of their bright and shiny offspring.
Rarely did anyone step in to defend Hans.
Several times a number of the surrounding playground children had thought very seriously about just how unfair it was to gang up on their sad and quiet classmate.
Thinking wasn't ever the same doing.
Usually, Hans would submissively weather the bitter abuse and then sneak into the backstage of the Primary school's auditorium to conceal himself by sitting cross-legged between the floor-length heavy felt curtains.
Veiled from sight, Hans would silently talk to himself confirming that he was still a good boy no matter how all of those people treated him.
Wiping rebellious tears from the corners of his eyes before the hot salt had a chance to stain his cheeks, he would calm himself and then walk out onto the blank stage in front of 220 empty seats and take a bow, imagining the freedom of knowing that the beautiful audience in his head would always be giving him the standing ovation he craved so intensely.
Xylophone Springs Primary school was currently thirteen blocks from Hans' blood and muddied shins, and so were the empty auditorium, the curtains, the stage, and his adoring and thunderously approving audience.
Yearning for the safety of his secret cocoon, Hans felt the expected tears fighting their way to the rim of his lower eyelids and, for the first time, didn't raise his hands to keep them from marring his countenance, instead allowing them to fall freely, tracing brownish pathways down his smudged cheeks.
Zipping his ripped jacket all the way to the top of the collar, he stood in the middle of the street and cried liquid release for all the town to see, pausing as the last of the hot water spouted from his Xylophone Springs...

...and then he bowed.

Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin: What is Wrong With Tolerance?


I was taken aback by something a childhood friend posted on Facebook.

"We are taught today that tolerance is the prime virtue, but I say it is the chief vice."

I commented on the above post with a question: "What is wrong with tolerance?" Here are three responses I received:
"Whats wrong with tolerance is this. To tolerate is to allow someone to further obliterate themselves. If a person was on fire wouldn't you go put them out rather then let them burn in the flames of selfish indulgent pride. Or would you allow a wolf amongst your sheep even though it wasn't dangerous at the time. You know the danger its capable of. Tolerance is the blanket that we pull over ourselves to get just a couple more minutes sleep. Also to tolerate allows you to slide further into carnal and worldly tendancies. Its those small steps that get you over the edge so to speak. So I completely agree with (name removed) on this, tolerance is not a virtue but a vice."
"...What's wrong with tolerance is that it's the counterfeit of Love. I am free to love everyone, regardless of their beliefs/values/actions. But I never have to suffer or endure something that is degenerative or destructive simply because we are obsessed in this country with being "sensitive". (name removed) is right on the money, let's stop elevating "tolerance" to a virtue and call it what it really is--an acceptance of the unacceptable."
"The problem with tolerance is that in this country it has ceased to mean "allowing others to believe and behave as they wish within the bounds of morality and legality" and now means something like "allowing others to indulge any and every urge, desire, lust or passion without comment or intervention, or else be labeled a bigot" ...this new brand of Tolerance is cowardice at best and at worst it is willing cooperation with evil. It is in the name of torerance that we kill our unborn, it is in the name of tolerance that we turn a blind eye to sex trafficking, it's tolerance that bids us to endorse the depravities that are destroying our country and it is tolerance which, in an almost comedic twist, is completely INtolerant of all Christian values wherever they may be found. That's what's wrong with tolerance, it's counterfeit love and it has become the greatest force for bigotry and intolerance at work today."

Each of the responses above are alluding to the preservation of Christian values and Biblical teachings. I grew up listening to like-minded individuals expound upon the idea that in order to truly honor God, we must rebuke all those that are not living or acting in accordance to His laws and teaching. I have actually heard the phrase "Love the sinner, hate the sin" spoken during sermons. I have been to houses in which that same phrase was painted on a tile or woven into fabric and proudly displayed on walls. The word "hate" appeared on the walls of seemingly loving, God-fearing and God-honoring Christians. In fact, for a large portion of my formative youth, I blindly followed this mantra.
But then I actually read what the Bible has to say about tolerance. Please allow me to share a few verses of Scripture with you. (Bless those who have stuck it out this long and are continuing to indulge me in this blog post.)
"'As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand.'" Romans 14:1-4
"'Judge not, that you be not judged.'" Matthew 7:1
"'A new commandment I give unto you,
That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.'" John 13:34
"'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'" Matthew 25:40
All of these verses speak about tolerance. What I believe my friend and the others who supported the sentiment were attempting to say was that they do not wish to compromise on what they believe that God says is right and wrong, what is just and unjust and what is morally acceptable and morally unacceptable. Compromising your beliefs to make room for another person's beliefs is not the same as tolerating them.
I can only speak for myself, but I hope that there are others who share my belief that I do not wish anyone to compromise their beliefs to make me feel better about mine. That is the essence of compromise. It involves both sides making concessions to their case or beliefs in order to reach a common ground. I am certain of what I believe and have the courage of my convictions in those beliefs. All that I ask is that you allow me to have them. I will not make concessions to meet you halfway. Tolerate the possibility that my beliefs are not the same as yours. I will certainly tolerate your beliefs, especially if I do not agree with them. For, to me, tolerance is a stone that helps to pave the way to love.
This debate can and most likely will continue to evolve; both sides learning new things that alter their own perception of tolerance. I am simply choosing, here and now, to treat others who think differently than me with the same love and respect that I hope to receive in return.
Oh, and one more thing.
Red or yellow, black or gay, Jesus loves us anyway.
(I had to.)

Go forth and love one another!
Joey

Friday, December 16, 2011

Triple Ristretto


Ristretto: literally, a “restricted” shot. Most double espresso shots are 2.5 to 3 ounces, using 14 or more grams of coffee grounds. A ristretto uses the same volume (dose) of grinds, but the operator pours only about 1.5 ounces of espresso in the normal brewing time of 25 to 30 seconds. A ristretto is a richer beverage, much more intense, but also much harder to brew properly.

What it is, beauties? What it is?

JOB UPDATE: I got a job! I have been training this week at Birch Coffee here in NYC. (www.birchcoffee.com)
This is a super chill coffee house located on East 27th Street, between 5th and Madison Avenues. It's in the Flatiron District which is historically known for being a mecca for photographers. The owners, Jeremy and Paul, are so invested in producing an atmosphere of acceptance, comfort and knowledge of quality coffee.


From the Birch website:

It is said “if you enjoy your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.” Birch Coffee is just that.

What began as an idea and as two individuals’ desire to love what they did for a living has quickly turned into something so much more. The thought to provide people with their morning and afternoon cup of coffee has evolved into helping create a local stomping ground for people and cultivate an environment of ideal-seeking.

We like the planet, and, well, most of its inhabitants. We serve food harvested as locally as possible and use Rainforest Alliance and bird friendly coffee and tea. Did we mention no turtles are hurt in our coffee production!?

Giving back to the community is the foundation of Birch’s philosophy. We invite you with us on this awesome journey of showing people that one person can make a difference, even if it is just a dent. Birch Coffee is dedicated to not being just another local coffee shop, rather the ultimate coffee shop – a coffee community. Come make a dent with Birch.


I've only worked two training shifts, but I'm already feeling like one of the crew. This is truly a job where you are treated like family, for better or worse. Which means, if you're doing well, awesome! If you screw up, you'll be called out, but never made to feel stupid.

If I can't be performing all the time, at least I can work in a field that I care just as much about. COFFEE. Those of you who know me will not be surprised by that. In fact, my cups getting a little cold, so I'm going to go warm it up (la la la la la).

Be kind to yourselves, beauties.


Until next time,

Joey

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

It Certainly Has Been a Minute


First and foremost let me express my deepest apologies for not holding up my end of the bargain in keeping this blog up to date. That being said, welcome back!

I am currently sitting on my couch in my apartment in Astoria, NYC. I have been home for a week and I am just beginning to settle in. Leaving the ms Amsterdam, which was my home for the past 10 months, was an extremely bittersweet experience. I met so many wonderful, inspiring and hilarious people with whom I cannot wait to spend time with again. I'll give you all a brief recap of where I traveled while on the ship.

Asia - Russia, Korea, China, Hong Kong, Singapore, Indonesia and India

Australia

Dubai, Egypt, Oman, Jordan

Greece, Portugal, Spain

The Caribbean, Ft. Lauderdale

Panama, Mexico

San Diego, Vancouver

Seattle, Alaska, Victoria, B.C.

South America, Antarctica

My time spent between the ms Prinsendam and ms Amsterdam took me around the entire globe and all the way to Antarctica. I cannot truly believe all of the amazing places I was blessed to visit, even as I look at the photographic evidence. It truly was a Grand World Voyage. Unfortunately, like all good things, it had to come to an end.

Now that I have returned to NYC, I am in a transition phase. I feel the need to take some time and make clear goals in my mind about what lies ahead for me both personally and professionally. I will always want to perform. When I wake each morning, performing always weighs heavily in my thoughts. However, I also want to spend as much time in this amazing city as I can. So I am focusing on securing a job in the city where I can save money and simply live the life that I have always envisioned for myself. This concrete jungle is truly a place where dreams are made. I fully realize that it will not always be easy, but who can say that life is always easy? I have yet to meet anyone that breezes through life without challenges or pitfalls. The time has come to put my thick skin to the test and boldly go in the direction of my dreams.

I hope that wherever you are right now, you are feeling blessed, loved, inspired and electrified. Take some time to stop and smell the proverbial roses and celebrate all the love in your life, in whatever form it comes.

Keep those chins up!

Until next time,
Joey

Friday, July 22, 2011

SCHOOL'S OUT!



Vacay, vacay, vacay! I am not leaving my ship, but for the next two weeks I will be on vacation. Organizations have chartered our ship and have brought their own entertainment. It is essentially a two week layoff, but since I am staying on the ship, I still get paid. SNAP!

I have not decided what I will do with all of my free time, but I will certainly be learning some new music for my book at some point. For now, I am going to finish downloading the first few episodes of season four of "True Blood" and get out to enjoy the Seattle sunshine!

Blessings on a Friday, beauties!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Summer Sun's Calling My Name...Joey!

It's a gorgeous day here in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada! I hope the sun is shining wherever you may be.



I'm cranking up my sunshine mix (including Shoshana Bean, Astoria Boulevard, Bruno Mars, Robyn and many others) and heading out to embrace the day!

Until next time, get out and love the world, beauties!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

My Friends Live in the Magic Box


My Friends Live in the Magic Box



I will never forget the sting of pain I felt as I watched Danny and Sandy zip up into the skies at the end of “Grease.” While all the other students of Rydell High enjoyed a day of frolic at the school’s carnival, I collapsed into a fit of sobbing that would have made Glenn Beck look only moderately upset. It was graduation day and that meant it was time to say good-bye to all of my friends. Frenchie? Rizzo? Teen Angel? Will no one stay with me?

That was the first time I remember feeling depressed after finishing a film in which I knew the characters were actually my friends, but it was certainly not the last. At this point, you may be rethinking your friendship with me, and I do not blame you. However, the time has come to open the closet door and come out. I, Joey Kuba, believe that I am a friend to almost every movie and television character that I have ever met. Phew, that feels better already.

I could definitely chalk this hysteria up to the fact that I possess a fiercely overactive imagination, but I have recently discovered a much more likely reason. The people I meet while watching television or a film are much better than real people. There it is. I am not referring specifically to any of my friends or loved ones, but more to people in the general sense. People (in the general sense) are often greedy, selfish, ignorant, needy, stubborn and annoying. On the opposite end of the spectrum, when I do meet people that are kind, funny, loving and loyal, I cannot push pause and keep them around. If only I could have a rewind button for life! Of course I would also require a mute button that I could, and definitely would, use with reckless abandon. No, Jehovah’s Witness, you should be quiet now. Republicans, shhh!

What does it say about me that I am completely content to be locked away in my room with hours of television and film at my disposal? There are days when the thought of interacting with actual human beings is nauseating. I have gotten through a number of uncomfortable situations by telling myself that it will all be okay, for I can soon return to my cabin and spend time with my friends at 30 Rock, McClaren’s Pub, a mining town in Northern England, or Truvy’s Hair Salon. Is that wrong? Do I need to speak with one of those magical mind-shrinking shamans that many other New Yorkers rave about? The answer to both of those questions is a clear I have no idea. What I do know is that I love my friends dearly. This time I am referring to the actual human beings. However, every now and then I will shut myself away from the “real world” (oxymoron alert!) and spend some much needed quality time with friends who will always make me laugh, or cry, or question why I am on this planet, or simply allow me the chance to feel nothing for two whole hours.

I wish I could stay a little longer, but I have to get going. Seth and Ryan asked me to go sailing to Catalina with them. I think Summer and Marissa will be coming along as well. Either way, this is going to be an epic trip. What could possibly go wrong?

Until next time…

Monday, June 27, 2011

An Ode to You While I Am Listening to Joni Mitchell and Watching “Milk” at 3am

Could you sit with me as I drift away?
My journey begins the same as every spark lit in the darkness.
Could you sit with me and begin to feel?
Your incautious advance gives way to my end.

Whisper light into the darkest reaches of my mind.
The path ensnared by ages of unwanted platitudes.
Whisper light into my weary heart.
Reflections of my discomposing joy illuminate your embrace.

Sing to me a song of contentment.
Bathe me in words deeper than the sea.
Sing to me a song of compassion.
Caress my soul with jarring comfort.

I ask not what I desire through touch, sound or sight.
My sight is set on unknown warmth.
I ask not what you desire through tears, pleas or hope.
Just give me your hand so that we may encounter tomorrow.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

What Have You Done Today to Make You Feel Proud?



The time is here once again to put on copious amounts of sunscreen and join the throng of the LGBT community and its heterosexual supporters for a weekend of celebrating what makes us proud. June is commonly referred to as “Gay Pride Month,” and cities across the United States and the world hold festivals full of overwhelming amounts of acceptance, tolerance, music, dancing and other activities rooted in debauchery.

I am deeply saddened by the fact that I am not able to attend my “local” Pridefest in New York City, which is taking place this weekend. Already, I have seen pictures and videos from friends on the front lines in various states of celebration. Although I may have to enjoy the festivities vicariously through them, I feel it necessary take some time to express what makes me “proud.”

First and foremost, I am proud to be part of a community so resilient against disparaging remarks and actions, and so resolute in the fight for equality. A large victory was just won in New York State on Friday, when a bill was passed granting the ability for LGBT couples to be legally married. The amount of people who added their voice, time and tears to this specific cause are innumerable, and this victory has proven that the power truly is in the people. I am proud to be a New Yorker.

A point of personal pride is how far I have come in truly believing that there is nothing wrong with me. As a child I knew I was different. I would see how the other boys were so happy to play games in which the outcome was almost always a form of pain, and I would not want any part of it. I found joy and happiness through creativity, be it drawing, singing, dancing, or putting on my parents’ clothes and pretending to be someone I hoped to be one day. These were not activities that boys were meant to engage in, especially in my small community in rural Ohio. I am eternally grateful that my parents never told me that I was wrong. In fact, they encouraged me to be creative, even when my creativity led to putting on my grandmother’s pumps, carrying her umbrella around and pretending to be Mary Poppins.

Once I graduated high school and moved out into the “real” world, as I felt back then, I was overwhelmed with how many other men and women I met that had felt the exact same way, or something resembling it, as child. Yet even with the confirmation that I was not alone after all, there was still something in my mind that told me a part of what made me me was wrong. I knew what it was, but I did not want to deal with it. It was an all-encompassing fear that God himself hated me and would be sending me to burn for all eternity when I died.

The community I grew up in was as deeply rooted in Christianity as it was in farming. God created the world and all things in it in seven days, sent his only son to live with a virgin and doting husband only to grow up and die for the sins of mankind. There were also all of the rules in the Bible about what was pleasing to God and what was pure evil and disappointing to God. I had always been told that being a homosexual was on the list of disappointments. In fact, it was not merely disappointing, it made God mad; mad enough to send all those found guilty of leading such a lifestyle to burn in a lake of fire. I did not even like taking hot showers, so I was certainly not looking forward to the fire part.

Luckily, through all of the rhetoric spewed at me by fearmongers, something else made it through. Love. I knew that a God who created things like music, art, dance, sunshine, flowers, laughter and ice cream could not be so heartless. I remember listening to sermons about how much God loved all of his creations, including me. I did not see room in my life for a God that loves me with such intensity to be so quick to allow me to burn in eternal damnation. No, no, I knew that God loved me and he would put people in my life that would illustrate that beautifully. Although it has not been until this year, some nine years later, that I have truly believed that.

Whoa, do you remember when this post began with a distinct topic? Okay, great. I am glad that one of us does.

I would like to summarize my ramblings thusly: in the end, love will always win.

My name is Joseph Michael Kuba and many things am I, but for today, above all things, I am proud.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Silver Linings Are Worth Their Weight In Gold?

Hello! I am reporting live from Serious Coffee, my favorite caffeine spot in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. The end of another cruise has arrived and it will soon be time to start all over with a new set of passengers.

For those of you that may not know, I am spending my summer in Alaska aboard the ms Amsterdam. This is my second contract in Alaska and not much has changed up here. Each port has its own unique feeling, yet they all have a certain amount of rugged, outdoorsy energy. As I spend more time here, it becomes abundantly clear that Sarah Palin could not be from anywhere else. Hence the reason that I do not wish to spend anymore time here than I must contractually spend.

I was meant to finish my contract on September 2nd and HAPPILY return home. However, we have been extended through December 5th. The silver lining in this situation is the fact that I will finally be able to visit Australia and New Zealand. The hard part is that I have already had to turn down / missed the opportunity for two projects with fantastic creative teams. I resolve to remain positive about these additional three months, yet my heart is longing for home more than I can adequately express through words. No, this would require you to see me running amok like a stone-throwing anarchist.

I am very much looking forward to August when I will be joined by a special guest for a week of cruising debauchery. This man is a brilliant writer and I may be planning to tie him to a chair at my desk and make sure that he completes a novel in that time. I jest, of course. Seriously though, you know who you are. Write me a novel!

Time is rushing away and the warm embrace of a sunny day calls my name, so it shall be here that I bid you adieu.

Love wins,
Joey

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Hello? Is it me you are looking for?

I do apologize that it has been quite some time since I have posted. I shall be more attentive in the future.

A new post will be coming shortly.

But for now, 'til then...