Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Town Crier

Hello.

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME. I REPEAT. THE FOLLOWING WORK OF FICTION WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME!

I did not include the author's name as I did not exactly ask permission to share it. It is just such a beautiful and moving story. Please read, soak it in and let it sit with you awhile.

Joey

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THE TOWN CRIER


Already the people around had begun to hiss and whisper at what they took to be quite a spectacle.
By the time the rumoring crackled through the crowd Hans was up on his feet brushing the dry khaki dust off his clothes and hair.
Center of attention was never his place of preference.
Delighted by the sight of the freshly pommeled boy rising from the pile he'd just been left in, Hans' hound pup was quick to come and lick his master's wounds in some unwelcome offering of comfort.
Everyone began to break out of the tight circle that had formed around the youths wrestling in the streets.
Fights rarely occurred in the small town of Xylophone Springs.
Granted, the berg's name garnished plenty of public attention, attracting the drunk and over-sexed teens from the nearby suburbs to canvas the downtown streets with trouble in their lazy eyes.
Hundreds of people flocked to the unremarkable little populace to chance hearing a "musical trickle".
It happened that the tiny river running through the town (appropriately names the Xylophone after is matron spring) ran so lightly over a section of stair step layered shale that whenever fresh silt or tiny pebbles washed down the feeble flow over the stones, their sprinkled impact would create a tart and hollow resonance very much like a quiet Xylophone, bringing different musical tones out of the variously sized shelves beneath the water's sun-dappled surface.
"Just get off of me," Hans shushed sternly as the pup persisted in trying to salivate the bruises and abrasions now covering the boy's dirty legs.
Kids in Xylophone Springs were always known to be quite polite, well behaved, and well kempt.
Lately the cleaner, louder children (the ones whose parents clearly had an excess of means) had begun to heckle Hans for his shyness and dowdy wardrobe.
Mostly the harassment consisted of little more than the occasional jeering comment or ditty, ("Hans the hobo, Hans the hobo", "Hey trashcan", and "Are your pants sewn from a burlap potting soil sack?" were the most popular) but there were still the more aggressive and menacing attacks like the one that had just ended where Hans was either made target of whatever object the offending kids could obtain as a missile or actually directly accosted by the more proactive children who would pin his limbs and tickle him to the point that he began sobbing or crying for his mother.
Not that much about the present day's cruelties strayed far from the established pattern where the physical abuse at school was concerned, but this time the town brats had started their bullying in the middle of a crowded street full of the town's working adults and elderly crones.
Obviously it would seem a bit public for such a childish sin and yet the kids beat up on Hans with a particular sunny abandon that Sunday afternoon.
People around the kerfuffle did nothing.
Quiet perturbation and maybe even a little bit of spite tainted all of the proud citizens, looking on as "that dirty little boy" received what they took to be his just comeuppance at the hands of their bright and shiny offspring.
Rarely did anyone step in to defend Hans.
Several times a number of the surrounding playground children had thought very seriously about just how unfair it was to gang up on their sad and quiet classmate.
Thinking wasn't ever the same doing.
Usually, Hans would submissively weather the bitter abuse and then sneak into the backstage of the Primary school's auditorium to conceal himself by sitting cross-legged between the floor-length heavy felt curtains.
Veiled from sight, Hans would silently talk to himself confirming that he was still a good boy no matter how all of those people treated him.
Wiping rebellious tears from the corners of his eyes before the hot salt had a chance to stain his cheeks, he would calm himself and then walk out onto the blank stage in front of 220 empty seats and take a bow, imagining the freedom of knowing that the beautiful audience in his head would always be giving him the standing ovation he craved so intensely.
Xylophone Springs Primary school was currently thirteen blocks from Hans' blood and muddied shins, and so were the empty auditorium, the curtains, the stage, and his adoring and thunderously approving audience.
Yearning for the safety of his secret cocoon, Hans felt the expected tears fighting their way to the rim of his lower eyelids and, for the first time, didn't raise his hands to keep them from marring his countenance, instead allowing them to fall freely, tracing brownish pathways down his smudged cheeks.
Zipping his ripped jacket all the way to the top of the collar, he stood in the middle of the street and cried liquid release for all the town to see, pausing as the last of the hot water spouted from his Xylophone Springs...

...and then he bowed.

Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin: What is Wrong With Tolerance?


I was taken aback by something a childhood friend posted on Facebook.

"We are taught today that tolerance is the prime virtue, but I say it is the chief vice."

I commented on the above post with a question: "What is wrong with tolerance?" Here are three responses I received:
"Whats wrong with tolerance is this. To tolerate is to allow someone to further obliterate themselves. If a person was on fire wouldn't you go put them out rather then let them burn in the flames of selfish indulgent pride. Or would you allow a wolf amongst your sheep even though it wasn't dangerous at the time. You know the danger its capable of. Tolerance is the blanket that we pull over ourselves to get just a couple more minutes sleep. Also to tolerate allows you to slide further into carnal and worldly tendancies. Its those small steps that get you over the edge so to speak. So I completely agree with (name removed) on this, tolerance is not a virtue but a vice."
"...What's wrong with tolerance is that it's the counterfeit of Love. I am free to love everyone, regardless of their beliefs/values/actions. But I never have to suffer or endure something that is degenerative or destructive simply because we are obsessed in this country with being "sensitive". (name removed) is right on the money, let's stop elevating "tolerance" to a virtue and call it what it really is--an acceptance of the unacceptable."
"The problem with tolerance is that in this country it has ceased to mean "allowing others to believe and behave as they wish within the bounds of morality and legality" and now means something like "allowing others to indulge any and every urge, desire, lust or passion without comment or intervention, or else be labeled a bigot" ...this new brand of Tolerance is cowardice at best and at worst it is willing cooperation with evil. It is in the name of torerance that we kill our unborn, it is in the name of tolerance that we turn a blind eye to sex trafficking, it's tolerance that bids us to endorse the depravities that are destroying our country and it is tolerance which, in an almost comedic twist, is completely INtolerant of all Christian values wherever they may be found. That's what's wrong with tolerance, it's counterfeit love and it has become the greatest force for bigotry and intolerance at work today."

Each of the responses above are alluding to the preservation of Christian values and Biblical teachings. I grew up listening to like-minded individuals expound upon the idea that in order to truly honor God, we must rebuke all those that are not living or acting in accordance to His laws and teaching. I have actually heard the phrase "Love the sinner, hate the sin" spoken during sermons. I have been to houses in which that same phrase was painted on a tile or woven into fabric and proudly displayed on walls. The word "hate" appeared on the walls of seemingly loving, God-fearing and God-honoring Christians. In fact, for a large portion of my formative youth, I blindly followed this mantra.
But then I actually read what the Bible has to say about tolerance. Please allow me to share a few verses of Scripture with you. (Bless those who have stuck it out this long and are continuing to indulge me in this blog post.)
"'As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand.'" Romans 14:1-4
"'Judge not, that you be not judged.'" Matthew 7:1
"'A new commandment I give unto you,
That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.'" John 13:34
"'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'" Matthew 25:40
All of these verses speak about tolerance. What I believe my friend and the others who supported the sentiment were attempting to say was that they do not wish to compromise on what they believe that God says is right and wrong, what is just and unjust and what is morally acceptable and morally unacceptable. Compromising your beliefs to make room for another person's beliefs is not the same as tolerating them.
I can only speak for myself, but I hope that there are others who share my belief that I do not wish anyone to compromise their beliefs to make me feel better about mine. That is the essence of compromise. It involves both sides making concessions to their case or beliefs in order to reach a common ground. I am certain of what I believe and have the courage of my convictions in those beliefs. All that I ask is that you allow me to have them. I will not make concessions to meet you halfway. Tolerate the possibility that my beliefs are not the same as yours. I will certainly tolerate your beliefs, especially if I do not agree with them. For, to me, tolerance is a stone that helps to pave the way to love.
This debate can and most likely will continue to evolve; both sides learning new things that alter their own perception of tolerance. I am simply choosing, here and now, to treat others who think differently than me with the same love and respect that I hope to receive in return.
Oh, and one more thing.
Red or yellow, black or gay, Jesus loves us anyway.
(I had to.)

Go forth and love one another!
Joey

Friday, December 16, 2011

Triple Ristretto


Ristretto: literally, a “restricted” shot. Most double espresso shots are 2.5 to 3 ounces, using 14 or more grams of coffee grounds. A ristretto uses the same volume (dose) of grinds, but the operator pours only about 1.5 ounces of espresso in the normal brewing time of 25 to 30 seconds. A ristretto is a richer beverage, much more intense, but also much harder to brew properly.

What it is, beauties? What it is?

JOB UPDATE: I got a job! I have been training this week at Birch Coffee here in NYC. (www.birchcoffee.com)
This is a super chill coffee house located on East 27th Street, between 5th and Madison Avenues. It's in the Flatiron District which is historically known for being a mecca for photographers. The owners, Jeremy and Paul, are so invested in producing an atmosphere of acceptance, comfort and knowledge of quality coffee.


From the Birch website:

It is said “if you enjoy your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.” Birch Coffee is just that.

What began as an idea and as two individuals’ desire to love what they did for a living has quickly turned into something so much more. The thought to provide people with their morning and afternoon cup of coffee has evolved into helping create a local stomping ground for people and cultivate an environment of ideal-seeking.

We like the planet, and, well, most of its inhabitants. We serve food harvested as locally as possible and use Rainforest Alliance and bird friendly coffee and tea. Did we mention no turtles are hurt in our coffee production!?

Giving back to the community is the foundation of Birch’s philosophy. We invite you with us on this awesome journey of showing people that one person can make a difference, even if it is just a dent. Birch Coffee is dedicated to not being just another local coffee shop, rather the ultimate coffee shop – a coffee community. Come make a dent with Birch.


I've only worked two training shifts, but I'm already feeling like one of the crew. This is truly a job where you are treated like family, for better or worse. Which means, if you're doing well, awesome! If you screw up, you'll be called out, but never made to feel stupid.

If I can't be performing all the time, at least I can work in a field that I care just as much about. COFFEE. Those of you who know me will not be surprised by that. In fact, my cups getting a little cold, so I'm going to go warm it up (la la la la la).

Be kind to yourselves, beauties.


Until next time,

Joey

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

It Certainly Has Been a Minute


First and foremost let me express my deepest apologies for not holding up my end of the bargain in keeping this blog up to date. That being said, welcome back!

I am currently sitting on my couch in my apartment in Astoria, NYC. I have been home for a week and I am just beginning to settle in. Leaving the ms Amsterdam, which was my home for the past 10 months, was an extremely bittersweet experience. I met so many wonderful, inspiring and hilarious people with whom I cannot wait to spend time with again. I'll give you all a brief recap of where I traveled while on the ship.

Asia - Russia, Korea, China, Hong Kong, Singapore, Indonesia and India

Australia

Dubai, Egypt, Oman, Jordan

Greece, Portugal, Spain

The Caribbean, Ft. Lauderdale

Panama, Mexico

San Diego, Vancouver

Seattle, Alaska, Victoria, B.C.

South America, Antarctica

My time spent between the ms Prinsendam and ms Amsterdam took me around the entire globe and all the way to Antarctica. I cannot truly believe all of the amazing places I was blessed to visit, even as I look at the photographic evidence. It truly was a Grand World Voyage. Unfortunately, like all good things, it had to come to an end.

Now that I have returned to NYC, I am in a transition phase. I feel the need to take some time and make clear goals in my mind about what lies ahead for me both personally and professionally. I will always want to perform. When I wake each morning, performing always weighs heavily in my thoughts. However, I also want to spend as much time in this amazing city as I can. So I am focusing on securing a job in the city where I can save money and simply live the life that I have always envisioned for myself. This concrete jungle is truly a place where dreams are made. I fully realize that it will not always be easy, but who can say that life is always easy? I have yet to meet anyone that breezes through life without challenges or pitfalls. The time has come to put my thick skin to the test and boldly go in the direction of my dreams.

I hope that wherever you are right now, you are feeling blessed, loved, inspired and electrified. Take some time to stop and smell the proverbial roses and celebrate all the love in your life, in whatever form it comes.

Keep those chins up!

Until next time,
Joey