The main reason for my newly discovered interest in blogging is boredom. Boredom and the fact that I feel like I have things I would like to share with the world. I also happen to thoroughly (modernly) enjoy typing. I have always loved typing. When I was a kid, I would visit my step-mom at the local newspaper where she worked as a graphic design artist. I loved the "click, clack" of the keys as she would type with such speed. This might have also been the birth of my love for tap dance. I'm just saying.
If you're still reading this, thanks for hanging in there. I know you must have many more important things to do. Your loyalty and patience will not go unnoticed. That being said, let's get down to business.
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A fantastic friend gave me a book for my birthday that I would like to recommend to you. It's called, "The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You." Don't judge a book by it's title and think that this book is not for you. It is full of sage advice to help you not help yourself.
Chapters Include:
*12 Steps to a Drinking "Problem"
*Condoms Are for Suckers
*How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days
This book might not change your life, but it just might help you end it. It's hilarious and includes some crossword puzzles and word finds. Get to your nearest bookstore, grab a copy, and begin your downward spiral into darkness today!
In conclusion, thanks for checking out my first foray into journalism. I can't promise any entries will get better, but hopefully they'll give you something to do while you have that cup a joe...y.
Dumplings and Gummy Bears,
Joey
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